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Thread: "Joke Weapons"

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    I mainly see Joke Weapons in the same light as people running around in Maid Outfits as a Tank or Swimsuit outfits as some previously mentioned, Pig Suits, etc.
    Just Harmless, optional glamour. I do love the ideas some of you have too.
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    Joke weapons should remain MNK only
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    A broom for DRK
    Dustpan and Brush for PLD
    Shovel for WAR (maybe not a joke, sounds awesome)
    Pair of Sponges for MNK
    Wet Mop for DRG (must hit with mop head for extra lols)
    A pair of those mini gardening spades for NIN
    Blowdryer for MCH
    Towel Rack for BRD
    Window Cleaner for BLM
    Cookbooks for SCH/SUM
    Feather duster for WHM
    Spinning Clothesline for AST

    HOUSEKEEPER SQUAD ASSEMBLE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhodkr View Post
    DRK can also have a giant frozen tuna
    Bard can have a sling shot.
    For mnk: red punching gloves
    If SCH or SMN gent a pop up book, then the other can get a Stone tablet, maybe the Rosetta Stone to smack people upside the head with
    Frozen Tuna reminds me of one of Joachim's weapons from Shadow Hearts 2...his other weapons included a card table, mailbox, gym locker, a stack of 2x4s and the frickin' Nautilus. (He swung it around as a bludgeon, FYI.)
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    I want WAR axe to be a electric guitar. I want to be able to provide some sick riffs while farming Nidhogg EX.
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    Giant chocobo feather for drk. Dyeable, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LalafellDown View Post
    I want WAR axe to be a electric guitar. I want to be able to provide some sick riffs while farming Nidhogg EX.
    Can not deney that sounds funny, even thou I dislike playing WAR, at lest with that u can have an "axe battle" with a random other WAR's (& watch in dismay as they bring a real axe & lose epicly... or win depends on if they attack u or not)

    Random joke invloving the 12th Doctor aside, joke weapons sound fun as long as their obtainable threw MGP cause were else would a good joke come from but the Mandervile family
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    MNK - Big green Hulk hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by loreleidiangelo View Post
    Frozen Tuna reminds me of one of Joachim's weapons from Shadow Hearts 2...his other weapons included a card table, mailbox, gym locker, a stack of 2x4s and the frickin' Nautilus. (He swung it around as a bludgeon, FYI.)
    I absolutely love that series. Speaking of joke weapons this one was in a special edition of the game.

    Would make a great MNK weapon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reila_Circus View Post
    I absolutely love that series. Speaking of joke weapons this one was in a special edition of the game.

    Would make a great MNK weapon.
    Still need to beat that game, played the life out of the first one and then just recently discovered there was 2 more after it. The frozen fish has been used in a lot of games, I recall Dark Cloud also having a Frozen Tuna for the hammer user in the party.
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