"Joke Weapons"

[Judah_Brandt]

I dunno about joke weapons but I've been waiting for Tonberry Knives for Ninja. Why isn't that a thing.

[Joe_Schmoe]

Squeaky Greatsword
Squeaky Harpoon
Squeaky Knuckles
etc

Basically weapons that sound like this.

[Enkidoh]

A few threads in the past have brought up this idea, and yes, it is something I would love to see, especially as there was precedent in FFVII which also had a 'joke weapon' set (weapons that were actually items you wouldn't consider as weapons like tools and toys, but they often had the highest attack for that part of the game, with the trade off of having no materia slots). So through the magic of copy and pasting from my post in one of those earlier threads:

GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Spring Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Flaming Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Fold-out Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol (or else joke gun with 'bang!' flag)
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Snow Globe

[Rhodkr]

GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Spring Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Flaming Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Fold-out Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol (or else joke gun with 'bang!' flag)
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Snow Globe

DRK can also have a giant frozen tuna
Bard can have a sling shot.
For mnk: red punching gloves
If SCH or SMN gent a pop up book, then the other can get a Stone tablet, maybe the Rosetta Stone to smack people upside the head with

[loreleidiangelo]

DRK can also have a giant frozen tuna
Bard can have a sling shot.
For mnk: red punching gloves
If SCH or SMN gent a pop up book, then the other can get a Stone tablet, maybe the Rosetta Stone to smack people upside the head with

Frozen Tuna reminds me of one of Joachim's weapons from Shadow Hearts 2...his other weapons included a card table, mailbox, gym locker, a stack of 2x4s and the frickin' Nautilus. (He swung it around as a bludgeon, FYI.)

[Reila_Circus]

Frozen Tuna reminds me of one of Joachim's weapons from Shadow Hearts 2...his other weapons included a card table, mailbox, gym locker, a stack of 2x4s and the frickin' Nautilus. (He swung it around as a bludgeon, FYI.)

I absolutely love that series. Speaking of joke weapons this one was in a special edition of the game.

Would make a great MNK weapon.

[AlphaFox]

I absolutely love that series. Speaking of joke weapons this one was in a special edition of the game.

Would make a great MNK weapon.

Still need to beat that game, played the life out of the first one and then just recently discovered there was 2 more after it. The frozen fish has been used in a lot of games, I recall Dark Cloud also having a Frozen Tuna for the hammer user in the party.

[Eul]

Pop-Up book like moogle weapon is good

[FinaSel]

No joke weapons please.
It's already enough to see people running around in metallic gold pig suits.

[Wilhem]

Well there was that one "sword" from Saint Row that would do for a joke weapon for both DK and PLD ^^. But in all seriously joke weapons or no joke weapon I don't care as long as I'm not forced to use them.