"Joke Weapons"

[loreleidiangelo]

DRK can also have a giant frozen tuna
Bard can have a sling shot.
For mnk: red punching gloves
If SCH or SMN gent a pop up book, then the other can get a Stone tablet, maybe the Rosetta Stone to smack people upside the head with

Frozen Tuna reminds me of one of Joachim's weapons from Shadow Hearts 2...his other weapons included a card table, mailbox, gym locker, a stack of 2x4s and the frickin' Nautilus. (He swung it around as a bludgeon, FYI.)