Would you like an in-game parser?

[Cherie]

You are in a room with 10 people, 9 loves pancakes and 1 doesn't. So to make that 1 single guy not feel offended, they all stop eating pancakes.

I saw someone reference my pancake rant (I think it was a reference of that perhaps but maybe parsers just make people think of pancakes and I'm not the only one! #ParsersArePancakes2016). I just wanted to say I love you. That is all.

It's kind of funny how this issue always comes into a issue of morality or a persons feelings or something.

Nowadays, a large group of one million people can be told they can't have pancakes because one dude sitting in the corner thinks pancakes are gross and hates them. Therefore, no one else can have any pancakes either, because of the one unhappy, pancake-hating angry person. Somehow, having pancakes or not, a innocuous choice, has become a topic for debate when it shouldn't be. That one dude could just not have pancakes, it's fine. Why does the rest of everyone else not get any just cause of the one dude? He probably only hates pancakes because he knows that they are tasty and delicious and almost everyone in the world loves them. He just wants to be the special pancake-hating dude. He can hate pancakes all he wants but why do we give him super villain powers of denying the entire world of pancakes?

Don't be the pancake hater... just don't.

[Seraphix2407]

I saw someone reference my pancake rant (I think it was a reference of that perhaps but maybe parsers just make people think of pancakes and I'm not the only one! #ParsersArePancakes2016). I just wanted to say I love you. That is all.

Hahah. Yes, it was you I know the pancake thing from! Kinda forgot who it was. It's seriously a good one when it comes to parser topics, which is funny because your post comes from a dps thread.
Most of the time I see anti parser people use the offensive/harrasment card, so you probably seen me reply with the same type of card. I honestly only do it because they don't see there is a issue of people ignoring they are bad and want's to bring a group down. Myself and other pro parsers, never say its fine to harras people (but many seem to believe that in their own little mind), if you get harrased you blacklist people/report them, simple. I could go all day about how people today gets offended by the smallest little thing and that's why I posted the whole pancake thing.

I'm VERY sure someone in this thread was told they needed to improve in a nice way but they think it's harrasement. Being in denial usually makes people grumpy. But yah, love the post and I love you too for the post! haha