Would you like an in-game parser?

[Rawrz]

So, if I meet one interesting person who happens to love pancakes, I can't spend time with him because I don't want to eat pancakes ?

I mean, who do you like more? Not having pancakes or this person? If this person chooses to eat pancakes, they are choosing them over you?

But honestly if you just had a personal parser, from the no parser crowd stand point, no one would be any wiser, but yourself. Turning it off as easily as you could your Map.