Improve the playerbase, add a built in DPS/HPS/AoE Fail meter

[Ciri_Wolf]

You can stop pretending people won't use parsers to point out someone's dps. And stop getting so emotionally invested lol. I guess it doesn't matter either way. We're not getting parsers.

[Destous]

You can stop pretending people won't use parsers to point out someone's dps. And stop getting so emotionally invested lol. I guess it doesn't matter either way. We're not getting parsers.

Do you have an argument or points to be made that don't involve some ambiguous "king of trolls" who will descend upon players with their trusty parse numbers?

The point of a parser is to point on someone's DPS.
The point of pointing out someone's DPS isn't strictly for the purpose of trolling.

You could be a contender against a white dwarf star for densest object in the universe.

[Canadane]

You can stop pretending people won't use parsers to point out someone's dps. And stop getting so emotionally invested lol.

I'm sure they will. If someone is doing 300 DPS in a place where 1000 is more appropriate, it's only courteous to let the guy know. Something may be wrong, hindering him at that moment. He may not even know he's not performing well!
Bringing it to attention isn't trolling, it isn't toxic. It's simply trying to help.