The issue nobody wants to address

[Malevicton]

So I was in a dungeon today, wondering why we were going so slow so I opened up an... Excel sheet and did some math. Yeah, this is why we need parsers. I bet he doesn't even know how to do the amazing maths required to attain this information (I bet he doesn't know that he's doing poorly)!

I'm all for parsers, but that person shouldn't need one to know they're doing badly. That's low for 2.0, a lot of jobs could compete against that guy with just auto attacks.