The issue nobody wants to address

[Malevicton]

Actually, now I have said that, there is one thing that SE could do and I wouldn't care at all about how they implement parsing. Make the parser an opt-in tool. In other words, add a setting to the character information that let's you opt into being parsed if you don't mind, but by default leaves you opted out of the parser. That way those who want to use a parser can, but the scope for abusing the in-game parser would be more or less eliminated.

Personal parsers would've been a great option at launch. Now people already have other options, so it's not like you can keep that information from other players if they want to know. That option simply doesn't exist, so whether or not it would be a good option is irrelevant.

All a personal parser would do at this point is continue to keep console players more restricted than pc.

I don't know why this bears repeating, but allowing parsers wouldn't make harassment okay. If people are griefing you with a parser, just report them like you would now.