The thing that many are forgetting is that parsers are already widely in use. Widely. There's two main ones out there that aren't official, and people are using them. SE can either stick their heads in the sand and pretend that people aren't already parsing dps, or they can accept that this is a tool that is going to be used regardless of what they want and obsolete it by making something official and available to EVERYONE to use. Either way, you can't escape jerks who are going to kick you from their parties. You just might not know for certain the reason why you were kicked.