Bard - they broke my job

[Katchoo]

. There is also the matter that the ability is called Minuet, so if SE had to change it they would either have to keep within the theme of a "slow dance" or completely overhaul the ability.

Or they could just rename it. I HIGHLY doubt that when they create a skill they base the effects around the name and not the other way around :P (BTW i agree with everything else you said i'm just being pedantic )