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[Lunaxia]

Thornmarch the other day:

(I explain the general mechanics - don't attack the king, kill the moogles in the order they're marked, BLM first, which tanks take what, etc. No questions or complaints, so I assume they get it. We wipe at the King.)
Tank: What happened?
Me: King took too much damage. You're not supposed to attack him until the moogles are dead.
Tank: Why?
Me: Because if too many moogles are left alive, we wipe. We need to kill the moogles in the order they're marked first.
Tank: Why?
Me: Because otherwise we'll wipe.
Tank: Why?
Me: Because their AoEs are high damage.
DPS: Which one is the King?
Me: The big fat one we were just fighting.
DPS2: What order do we kill them in?
Me: ...the order they're marked.
DPS: So that's why we wiped, because we killed the BLM first.
Me: No, that's what you're supposed to do.
Tank: Why?
Me: Because his attacks deal a lot of damage.
DPS: But the BLM is marked 'one.'
Me: Yes?
DPS: So we go in reverse order?
Me: No?!
Tank: Why do I tank the King?
Me: