Are we really getting a Dps parsing dummy?

[Eekiki]

not as effectively

Well, if you're an idiot then yeah, you may need a dummy that's smarter than you to tell you what's happening.

But for those of us with functional eyes and functional brains that can process the images those eyes receive, yeah, we don't need a parser to know if we're doing things correctly.

You do realize the info is provided by the game, right?
Parsers just put the information in a more readable format.

That's as maybe, but they're still third party software that's still against the ToS. And here's hoping they stay that way.