So, why isn't this a thing yet?

[Remilia_Nightfall]

On the Why they wouldn't implement it? Only one reason: this isn't CoD - it's bad enough I already have 12yo's trumping and camping my ass, imagine the Warrior of Light as a kid trumping and camping your ass going: QQ motherF***r

1) Why do you play CoD? :/
2) Concerning your second observation, I believe it would be awesome. I totally see a young(er) Alphinaud teabagging Ascians.