11 pages on a thread in which the OP has created 3 posts for. 90% of you are in agreement, but you keep posting. This, my friends, is the very definition of a troll thread, and you all fell for it. By replying, I've also fallen for it. OP, I hope, that not only were you joking, but you are now bathing in exotic oils while eating grapes hand-fed to you with at least 37 monitors around the tub with this thread being automatically refreshed every 20 minutes flashing in your face while you are left with naught but a coy smile and your luxuries.

Oh and if, OP, you happen to be 100% serious, I am well and truly embarrassed for you.