Well, if we're gonna start Blitzing around here, we're gonna have to cover the basics, ya? Funny team names like those Alamighan Psyches or Garlean Goers. Ridiculous outfits are a must too man. And someone needs to become so abhorrently good and create a <Name> Shot MK.III as an Audience hooker.

Nah seriously though, this could be interesting.