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    Trpimir Ratyasch
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdestHeaven View Post
    This choice, unbeknownst to us, would unlock the secret ending where the Sultana switched the glasses à la James Bond and then wakes up and then everyone laughs. Great party at the Rising Stones while Lolorito stands in a corner with the pointy sugarloaf hat from Brayflox, sulking - wondering whatever went wrong. And why did he let SE place that dreadful hat on his head.
    Nah I'm fine with that, because then we wouldn't get this in the future... dialogue is more fitting for Teledji, but still.

    Lolorito: "Omega will be operational. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?"

    Warrior of Light: "The Avengers. That's what I like to call us; we're sort of like a team. "Eorzea's Mightiest Heroes" type thing."

    Lolorito: "Yes, I've met them."

    Warrior of Light: "Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: the ex-pirate captain leader of a confederacy who might not be so "ex;" an ageless druid who can pretty much control nature; a refugee war hero who got a 1000 match win streak in the pit; a knight who broke the the mold in a caste-based society; all of the Scions, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."

    Lolorito: "That was the plan."

    Warrior of Light: "Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you."

    Lolorito: "I have two armies and Omega."

    Warrior of Light: "We took down Ultima."

    Lolorito: "That thing's a toy in comparison..."

    Warrior of Light: "You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe you activate Omega and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect Eorzea you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it!"

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    Warrior of Light: "Oh yeah, and there's one other person you pissed off! Her name is Nanamo."

    EDIT: Included Aymeric, just in case. Also, Marvel Cinematic Universe content copyright Disney, all rights reserved. I don't own any of it, there's no way to profit off it, and it's parody anyway so please don't sue me!
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    Last edited by Cilia; 04-30-2015 at 12:33 PM.
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