Most Amusing Dungeon Stories?

[Kedrah]

My funniest story is probably when I was doing Praetorium on roulette and the tank got buttmad about a new person watching cutscenes. The rest of the party defended his right to watch the cutscenes, so the tank left the duty.

And then joined on party in progress and got us again. We were all laughing at him and he was quiet the entire rest of the run.

Edit: I've also done fully DD runs of normal dungeons with friends for fun, but that's not that weird. :P

[Arkenne]

There was once a Castrum run, where one of the healers was new and wanted to watch cutscenes, except he didnt mention it... and on the very first pull the other healer went overconfident and paid no proper heed to the damage received soooooooo

We wiped on the very first mob :U (fun times)

[Byonka]

Titan HM back when i90 was hotstuff. He glitched out while we were waiting for players to load in the circle barrier - when out of no where titan came over and started punching us to death (Barrier still up) We had no where to run - it was a complete massacre.

[Bamboofox]

While working on my DRG relic, I had a DF Brayflox speedrun where the WHM out-dpsed both me and the bard. We were all ilvl-synced. :X Dat Holy spam! It was so awesome and yet I felt so ashamed of myself.

Another fun run was when I got Copperbell story for my lowbie roulette, again on DRG. Everyone was new except me. The tank never used Flash and stayed on the first monster he hit, the archer initiated pulls sometimes, and the healer dropped a Cure every time the tank got so much as a scratch. I said a few things to try and help, but didn't get any response. They seemed to be enjoying themselves anyway, so I cross-classed Skull Sunder and just kept the stray mobs off the healer.

[AkashiXI]

Titan HM back when i90 was hotstuff. He glitched out while we were waiting for players to load in the circle barrier - when out of no where titan came over and started punching us to death (Barrier still up) We had no where to run - it was a complete massacre.

Someone had their pet out too far, you used to be able to pull any boss like that :s

[Saseal]

Went into Snow Cloak with 3 FC mates, two DPS and myself on WHM - two of us full poetics gear, third in full Soldiery, as we were helping her clear it for the first time. I cast protect/SS2 and......... we sit there. Well, okay, maybe the tank's tabbed or whatever. I looked at his gear - all HQ Wootz. Huh. Someone's rolling in it.
He then promptly turns around and exits via the Exit portal.

Ooohhhkay?

We end up fighting our way through to the first boss via Regen pulling on myself (because I was going to grab hate with cures, regardless) and sleep spells while we wittled things down. Luckily, a new tank came in just as we hit the first boss room.


A time in Syrcus that was both funny and irritating... a monk in another alliance would always face pull bosses by..... sneezing a shoulder tackle.
/A Ah... AAhh.... CHUU! *shouldertackle*
/A I feel a sneeze coming o-AH CHOO *Shouldertackle*

I wanted to punch the guy the first time it happened, but it never led to a discernable problem, sooo... I was fine with it after that.

[Teslo]

I just remembered another one reading through these (Now that I'm home from work).

Titan Hard Mode. We buff up, fence drops and BAM Warrior runs in and pulls. Okay, no problems. Must be pro, right?
Warrior proceeds to pull Titan to the middle of the room and run in circles around him while the rest of us watch in helpless horror.
DPS commences.
Warrior tank is still running in circles, Titan uses Mountain Buster and kills a couple people. We're all pretty annoyed, but at the same time it's strangely hilarious.
We all try explaining to the dude that he has to stand still. He only responds with faces in party chat. d(^_ ^) Keeps running in circles. Mountain buster kills some more DPS and the other tank.
Healers are triaging and not healing the Warrior. Other tank (A paladin) gets rezzed and tries to take aggro. Warrior provokes it right back. He's better geared so he keeps aggro.
Finally the Warrior dies. Yay!
Healer rezzes him. WTF!? Commence provoke-steal and circle, once again. Other tank promptly dies to another Mountain buster, along with some others.
We end up wiping.
Before we can initiate a vote-kick, the warrior charges in and pulls the boss. /facepalm
Pretty much a repeat performance.
Upon wiping we manage to vote kick the Warrior.
We pull the boss and start the fight. Things are going wonderfully.
Since it was a roulette, new tank joins.
It's the frickin' Warrior... He charges in, taunts, and holds it in the middle, running in circles.
We actually managed to kill it this way, but it was a mess. Warrior never said any words, only responded to people using face-emotes.

[AdamuKun322]

Last night:

Working on DRG Relic Titan HM:

Tanks run in just fine. DPS is going well and then people just started to die everywhere...

It continued on and on with people not running the safe zone after the bombs explode and running face first into Landslide.

Also, quite a few of us myself include dyed in a DRG way via WoL..

It was my worst experience ever and I may have lost my sanity.

[RubyScarlett]

I was leveling up an alt arcanist and queued up for toto-rak. Conjurer protects us and woo-hoo ready to rock. We run to first mob and CNJ in chat says: "bb" Uh...okay? Bathroom break, bye bye? no clue. Then 'BB!' We politely ask him to use his big boy words and the reply is 'staph'. We kill the mob, stop and wait. Ok, maybe dude really did have to go potty, lord knows we've all been there. CNJ then say 'job 30 min' and exits.

The tank and us two DPS stand there looking at each other like we've just had a close encounter with the deranged kind.


Apparently it made total sense that CNJ to accept a dungeon queue when he knew that he was late to work.

[Talia_Hailwind]

I was doing dragon neck when this happened. Found it so amusing I turned off HUD and starting recording on PS4, then turned it into a gif.