Shouldn't DRG be top DPS?

[CGMidlander]

MNK:
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- Positionals

The positionals are not a problem at all in most cases. GL3 falling off due to mechanics/downtime (e.g. Primals jumping, getting gaoled...etc.) and crap AOE compared to other DPS classes are bigger concerns IMO.

NIN:
+++ The extreme value of Trick Attack (very close in value to Mage's Ballad, the best): 10% damage increase on target from all sources for 10s every minute
+++ The extreme value of Goad: Large (400?) TP regen on a single target
++ 10% slashing resistance decrease on target; affects both tanks and can be used by warriors as well, affects other ninjas
+ 1s silence, 2s stun
+ Perfect Dodge
+- Minor self healing (Mug), easy teleportation

You forgot:
- Mudras are slow if player has lag

Many people don't have perfect latency, so this is a very real problem for a lot of people.