Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Synestr]

/p **(Bane Voice)**
/p >>>~~ <t>, when you learn to stay out of AOE, THEN you have my permission to die...~~<<<

Off topic a bit but on my SMN I use:

/p THOT, THOT, THOT..THOT..THOT...
/p Garuda, get dat azz out hurr!!

[Yukariko]

Mine in currently

/em kicks the dead body of <t>
/p GET UP

best one i saw was
/p please don;t be a zombie! please please please. raises <t>

[jlewiss]

/p Raising <t>

[Stupiduglytaru]

/em slips <t> a viagra
/p maybe your last longer this time.

[Divine_Intervention]

One i saw originally on Jenova server, and vowed to use ever since (credits to original author, even if i don't remember your name now xD )

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy , here's my raise spell, come back maybe? "

[Sadana]

/p Don't go, <t>! You're our only hope!

Amusing for a week or two, then I turned it off. XD

[Garlyle]

Mine is currently

"Get off the floor, <t>, it does not love you that way"

[Codek]

"Hey <t>, I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it."

[AnaviAnael]

Not mine, but someone in DF had, "Get up <t>, you're late for school!"

[BristolRuss]

"Kanda… Es-trada.. Montos… Ea-grets… Gat… Nos-feratos… Kanda… Amantos… Kanda."

Probably better with a Scholar.