Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Lilseph]

Why? Why would you do this? This thread was dead an buried and now, thanks to you, we're going to get a whole slew of "funny" raise macros again.

Raise macros are important, but "funny" macros are almost never actually funny. Even the ones that are genuinely funny are funny a maximum of one time, before their repetition just makes them annoying.

Well, you don't have to read the macro again if it isn't funny for you anymore. Funny or not, it serves a purpose: Let the other people raising who the hell you're bringing back to life. Also, it's not like you'll get paired up with the same people over and over in duties, lol. As Lalaru said, well... then don't die (Not directed to YOU specifically, but you in general.)

*Steals ideas btw*

[Ursa_Vonfiebryd]

A friend of mine had a raise macro that he purposely made to look like gil spam. He ended up getting a talking to by a GM even though it was completely fake. (It was genius though).

I think its important for smn and rdm to have raise macros but mostly smn because they have no substantial heals they can give to the rezzed player, and so its good to let the healers know.

My old one for smn was simply:
Summoner Raise, please have heals ready for <t>.

My new one is:
I'm sorry <t>, that's incorrect. Please get up and try again. <negative sound effect>

[Fredco191]

Mine’s the simplest you can get. “I’ve got you <t>!”

[Magnificent]

<target> You make my heart go doki doki!

[Reiryuu]

"Hey... give me your stuff first. THEN you can die. -_-"

[Dreufo]

"I vow to revive the crap out of you!"

[LaralnKornera]

"This won't be your Final Fantasy"

[Avia_Frost]

Saw one the other day

"<t>, why do you pay $15 a month to die?"

[Antonius2004]

"<t> You ain't Mami Tomoe, now get your head back in the game dammit!"

[Shioban]

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