Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Mholito]

/em tries to perform some kind of arcane (Resurrection) on <t>

[Yumi_umi]

" if you are dead and i'm not, then there's something wrong. Lets fix that with a raise shall we? "
Or
" the ppl with the weakness signs r where my mp went, have mercy on me bards."

[Nova_Rox]

I REALLY dislike unnecessary sayings in macros. Fights get hectic enough without them...

I find it so odd that it's a lot more acceptable here but in FFXI it was completely frowned upon to add fluff to your macros.

My raise macro is simple;

/p MP:<mp> HP:<hp> Raising <t>!

[Sapphic]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dead is dead
Until I rez you...

and

<t> You sure you weren't a DRG in a past life?

Mine! XD

New one I just thought up which I may use.

<t> I bet you wish you had dodged that, my MP sure does!

[Garlyle]

I find it so odd that it's a lot more acceptable here but in FFXI it was completely frowned upon to add fluff to your macros.

XI didn't exactly have a large chat display window or resolution. (Also I personally love seeing people's variants on Raise and Provoke macros)

Also if you dislike unnecessary info in macros we really don't need to know what your MP or HP are on cast unless you're calling for a mana song.

Also, an FC buddy who does Summoner uses this macro:
"{Ressurection} on <t>! Welp, there goes my DPS."

[DracotheDragon]

i had 2

/p OY <t> stop channeling your inner dragoon and fight!

then it became

/p ...hey <t>... wake up... nows not the time to be sleeping... your sleeping right...<t>... don't make this lala girl cry ;^; <t>!!!


its not funny but people who take my raise say they had to other wise they felt gilty XD

[SulwynCaliope]

I had a macro that said "Who needs a loldrg in your party when you have a lolbrd? Casting Resurrection on <t>" It was in reference to a bard in my static that used to die a lot in weird ways. However, i eventually deleted it one day because some people got pissy in DF Ramuh Ex. o.O I had to spam a few times to ress people and they thought I was criticizing them. Was a weird moment for me because I had used it a few times in that fight and it was pretty obvious that it was a ress macro...I decided to remove it anyway afterwards though. Couldn't see the macro in a fun light after that anymore v.v;

[Aegis]

/p macros.

Making the party groan since 2002.

In fairness, the occasional /p macro for raises isn't too bad. Macros for more common actions get annoying fast.

I remember in ST one time, a WHM had something along the lines of "Here's a raise <t> senpai. It's not like I like you or anything!"

[Naliee]

/p Welcome to B.H.A. sponsored run!
/p "It is harder to heal than it is to kill."
/p Keep healer happy with unnecessary Raise, but worry not!
/p If you do die, first Raise is free, next ones are not.
/p Have a safe journey. & UYBHSATT! <3

I don't have funny raise macro, but that's something I usually run when I'm healer :P

[Edellis]

"dat boy <t> can't dodge"