Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Richiealvian]

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.

Your wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

[Kazenone]

Your wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

Your wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.

I wish I could dual-wield weapons

[Naeko]

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

Your wish has been granted! You are now Square-Enix's newest bugtester, and will spend 60-80 hours per week, every week, walking into walls of content in development with characters of every combination of bodily attributes and class levels in the desperate search to find and eliminate all clipping bugs before content goes live and someone returns to the Lifestream the hard way.

I wish that Ramuh, being a spirit of wisdom, patience, and understanding as well as lightning, and as such a patron of creativity, had i90 Main or off-hand equipment for Disciples of the Hand on his loot table.

[Yitan]

Your wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.

I wish I could dual-wield weapons

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately the only weapons you can dual-wield are the legendary Excalipoor and the mighty Nagrarock.

I wish people would stop patting my lalafelling head when I say I can be the main tank!

[FJerome]

I wish that Ramuh, being a spirit of wisdom, patience, and understanding as well as lightning, and as such a patron of creativity, had i90 Main or off-hand equipment for Disciples of the Hand on his loot table.

Your wish has been granted! However as the Primal of Justice Ramuh believes it is only fair that you must fight him for your off-hand as a Disciple of the Hand. Luckily the Weaver in your party throws the limit break, which creates robes so fabulous that Ramuh lets you win so he can hurry off to try them on. Unfortunately the offhand that drops is for Shepherd because no one told the Lord of Levin that never got implemented.

I wish that I could cross-class some of my Moogle Mail Carrier skills onto other classes.

[Kule]

I wish that I could cross-class some of my Moogle Mail Carrier skills onto other classes.

Your wish was Granted! However, due to layoffs in the moogle mail delivery company you'll be reasigned to cleaning the chocobo stables at bentbranch.

[Kule]

Your wish was Granted! However, due to layoffs in the moogle mail delivery company you'll be reasigned to cleaning the chocobo stables at bentbranch.

I wish i could cast float on people during titan!

[Deefunx]

Your wish has been granted! However, the skill itself is just a buff to let you gather a new type of node. To unlock it you need to attune to the land of Eorzea by gathering Fishing, Mining and Botanist atmas and trading them in for the secret arte of floating - known only to Jalzahn... and anyone else whom he told.

I wish that I could summon Leviathan and ride around on him, and drink deep of the sea's salty broth with him.

[Deefunx]

I wish i could cast float on people during titan!

Apologies, the above was for that.

[Tysta]

I wish that I could summon Leviathan and ride around on him, and drink deep of the sea's salty broth with him.

Your wish has been granted!
However, you summon the real Leviathan any time you try and instead of helping you he just dashes over whatever you're doing trying to kill you. He's also the only thing you can summon now, and all your skills have him as a macro.

I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats.