Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Axiom]

I wish that I could be a moogle with a pretty red pom in order to entrance the inhabitants of Eorzea and convince them to do my fuzzy evil bidding!

Your wish has been granted! But you fall under King Moogle's spell and are defeated at the hands of a very determined and strictly lalafell free company.

I wish I was part of a strictly lalafell free company.

[Yshnal]

Your wish has been granted! But you fall under King Moogle's spell and are defeated at the hands of a very determined and strictly lalafell free company.

I wish I was part of a strictly lalafell free company.

Your wish was granted. However, you won't make it far because all lalafell will want to get each other's gil by all means

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

[Zerani]

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

Your wish was granted. But now that your chocobo knows the dance, it doesn't want to stop, so you'll have to mount a dancing chocobo every time.

I wish all the potions wouldn't have such a long cool down.

[Hyururi]

I wish all the potions wouldn't have such a long cool down.

Your wish was granted!
However, to cope with the fast cool down, the potions come to life and start biting your hands whenever you try to drink them.

I wish the primals would team up with me and become a dandy new J-pop group, we would all wear rainbow socks to match eachother.

[DracotheDragon]

Your wish was granted!
However, to cope with the fast cool down, the potions come to life and start biting your hands whenever you try to drink them.

I wish the primals would team up with me and become a dandy new J-pop group, we would all wear rainbow socks to match eachother.

your wish is granted however the fans drool over garuda and in the hype she leaves your group becoming the worlds Number one solo music hit with her own unique rainbow fashion.


i wish i could i could have unlimited fantasias.

[Yujj]

i wish i could i could have unlimited fantasias.

Your wish was granted!

However, upon use, you notice only Roegadyn is available, despite how many fantasias you use.

I wish there were race-specific cities.

[PianoX]

Your wish was granted!

However, upon use, you notice only Roegadyn is available, despite how many fantasias you use.

I wish there were race-specific cities.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately due to limited land, current cities had to be converted according to their leaders. Gridania is now Hyur only, Limsa Lominsa is Roegedyn only, and while Ul-dah accepts Hyurs as mounts, it is run by the Lalafel. The Elezen now have no home, and their dislike of you will have you hiding from them for the rest of your days.

I wish Black Mages would stop stealing all of the mob aggression with their spells.

[GalaxyGirl]

Your wish was granted. However, you won't make it far because all lalafell will want to get each other's gil by all means

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

Your wish was granted.. But the patron for the wish was greatly confused as to what a Choco-dance is or how long to make them dance, thus making your bird constantly shake it's booty forever.

I wish I knew what a Choco-dance was..