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  1. 09-25-2014 02:22 AM #1
    navelfluff
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    Ugly Idiot
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    Odin
    Main Class
    Gladiator Lv 60
    Quote Originally Posted by Chroner View Post
    Your wish was granted. However, your chocobo can only fly for 10 seconds in a height of 2 meters and then he needs to recharge for 3h, making you unable to move from the spot.

    I wish i could get all my minions out at the same time and have a minion war against another player
    Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

    I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.
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  2. 09-25-2014 02:28 AM #2
    Mibhas
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    F'mibhas Hena
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    Odin
    Main Class
    Lancer Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by navelfluff View Post
    Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

    I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.
    Your wish has been granted! However, this is when Cid was a still prominent in the Garlean Empire, and you are executed for being aligned with the Eorzean Nation States.

    I wish I could transform my Magitek Armour into a Magitek Battle Suit.
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  3. 09-25-2014 02:28 AM #3
    Baeroth
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    Baeroth Foehammer
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    Cerberus
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    Alchemist Lv 55
    Quote Originally Posted by navelfluff View Post
    Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

    I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.
    Your wish is granted! To your bitter disapproval, your airship was constructed by goblins which, although functional, isn't exactly equipped to land. It's a missile. Your airship is a missile. A Mutamix-brand Materia-fuelled, gobbie cheese-filled missile of untold smell and texture.

    I wish I could become King of the Spriggans and share in their simple delights of holding ore and gallivanting underground with glee.
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  4. 09-25-2014 02:33 AM #4
    Ollieland
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    Conan Meadhra
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    Moogle
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    Scholar Lv 60
    Quote Originally Posted by Baeroth View Post

    I wish I could become King of the Spriggans and share in their simple delights of holding ore and gallivanting underground with glee.
    Your wish is greated! But unfortunately as the King of the Spriggans you are simply too large to fit in the underground caverns and must reside in a cave in which you really don't have much space to even move.


    I wish for a day where my Free Company TLC wouldn't emote slap me and just treat me like the Strong independent cute Lalafell that I am.
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