Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Kazenone]

Your wish was granted, however every time you step in for an adventure in any dungeon or trial, the other party members wait every second of the first cutscene, then start debating about the history of that particular dungeon or the religious beliefs surrounding that primal and never move a step from their starting position. You're doomed to never finish a duty anymore.

I wish my Chocobo could fly.

Your Chocobo can now fly up, but cannot descend back down. A short trip between cities ends with you being launched into space!

I wish I could roll a new bunny character.

[Chroner]

Your wish was granted, however every time you step in for an adventure in any dungeon or trial, the other party members wait every second of the first cutscene, then start debating about the history of that particular dungeon or the religious beliefs surrounding that primal and never move a step from their starting position. You're doomed to never finish a duty anymore.

I wish my Chocobo could fly.

Your wish was granted. However, your chocobo can only fly for 10 seconds in a height of 2 meters and then he needs to recharge for 3h, making you unable to move from the spot.

I wish i could get all my minions out at the same time and have a minion war against another player

[navelfluff]

Your wish was granted. However, your chocobo can only fly for 10 seconds in a height of 2 meters and then he needs to recharge for 3h, making you unable to move from the spot.

I wish i could get all my minions out at the same time and have a minion war against another player

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.

[Mibhas]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.

Your wish has been granted! However, this is when Cid was a still prominent in the Garlean Empire, and you are executed for being aligned with the Eorzean Nation States.

I wish I could transform my Magitek Armour into a Magitek Battle Suit.

[Baeroth]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.

Your wish is granted! To your bitter disapproval, your airship was constructed by goblins which, although functional, isn't exactly equipped to land. It's a missile. Your airship is a missile. A Mutamix-brand Materia-fuelled, gobbie cheese-filled missile of untold smell and texture.

I wish I could become King of the Spriggans and share in their simple delights of holding ore and gallivanting underground with glee.

[Eziona]

Your wish is granted! As the King of the Spriggans, they present you with their top grade magical Rock Golem for you to operate on! Sadly the magic equipped with the Rock Golem was not only a dangerous and powerful magic, but also a curse. You turned into a Spriggan yourself, a King Spriggan to add. And as you wander around in the Hardmode Copperbell Mines seeking salvation and ores, wild adventures suddenly appear out of nowhere, and start dropping bombs near you. Pleading to the fact that you once were a adventurer yourself, what they saw with their eyes though was only Mythology Tombstones...

I wish that I can drink my Realm Reborn Red for once.

[Unholychinchilla]

Your wish is granted! As the King of the Spriggans, they present you with their top grade magical Rock Golem for you to operate on! Sadly the magic equipped with the Rock Golem was not only a dangerous and powerful magic, but also a curse. You turned into a Spriggan yourself, a King Spriggan to add. And as you wander around in the Hardmode Copperbell Mines seeking salvation and ores, wild adventures suddenly appear out of nowhere, and start dropping bombs near you. Pleading to the fact that you once were a adventurer yourself, what they saw with their eyes though was only Mythology Tombstones...

I wish that I can drink my Realm Reborn Red for once.

You wish is granted. It is the most sublime taste you have experienced and you want more. Sadly your wish includedc the word once so you may never drink it again.

I wish I could make a giant version of me to terrorize Eorzea, like Shantotto did in the cross-over event.

[Exantra]

You wish is granted. It is the most sublime taste you have experienced and you want more. Sadly your wish includedc the word once so you may never drink it again.

I wish I could make a giant version of me to terrorize Eorzea, like Shantotto did in the cross-over event.

Your wish has been granted! However, Square Enix unfortunately forgot to ramp up the culling priority. Unfortunately, your rampage went largely unnoticed, and many threads were made in complaint.

I wish that Dragoons were more spikier.

[Willlux]

Your wish has been granted! However, Square Enix unfortunately forgot to ramp up the culling priority. Unfortunately, your rampage went largely unnoticed, and many threads were made in complaint.

I wish that Dragoons were more spikier.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all those spikes make any physical contact with the other denizens of Eorzea... painful.

I wish Chocobo Tail-feathers could be dyed!

[Lame_Marine]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all those spikes make any physical contact with the other denizens of Eorzea... painful.

I wish Chocobo Tail-feathers could be dyed!

Your wish was granted! However, the rest of your Chocobo becomes the opposite color to your tail feathers.

I wish the bridge south of Little Ala Mhigo could be repaired!