Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Jubei]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, you win a High Allagan weapon the day after completing your Nexus relic. Please look forward to it.

I wish I could reach the top shelf without using a Lalafellin Step Stool.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately only your head reaches the top shelf, you've become a giraffe lalafell.

I wish Immortal Flames listen&cooperate better in Frontline.

[zandervont]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately only your head reaches the top shelf, you've become a giraffe lalafell.

I wish Immortal Flames listen&cooperate better in Frontline.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately now every Maelstrom and Twin Adder is converting to Flames and queue times have grown exponentially.

I wish for openworld Titan, rampaging in La Noscea and Landsliding unsuspecting lalafells.

[Balipu]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately now every Maelstrom and Twin Adder is converting to Flames and queue times have grown exponentially.

I wish for openworld Titan, rampaging in La Noscea and Landsliding unsuspecting lalafells.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately Titan demolished Limsa Lominsa and Y'shotal, Melwyb and just about anyone in La Noscea who would be usefull in a fight is sitting bound and gagged somewhere beyond a Kobold Aetheryte. Good luck ^^

I wish a portal would open to World B of Dissidia so we could fight alongside all the iconic heroes against all the iconic villains.

[Balipu]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately Titan demolished Limsa Lominsa and Y'shtola, Melwyb and just about anyone in La Noscea who would be usefull in a fight is sitting bound and gagged somewhere beyond a Kobold Aetheryte. Good luck ^^

I wish a portal would open to World B of Dissidia so we could fight alongside all the iconic heroes against all the iconic villains.

Looks like I'll never know the downside of my wish.

[mbncd]

I've already entered but didn't want anyone to get left behind so everyone else can just ignore my post here.

I wish a portal would open to World B of Dissidia so we could fight alongside all the iconic heroes against all the iconic villains.

Looks like I'll never know the downside of my wish.

Your wish has been granted. A portal opens up and you joyously join the heroes of fame but they refuse to let them actually join their club because they don't know who you are and they already have a Warrior of Light. You find yourself sitting off to the side, miserable and lonely. [Much like your post originally was...] Maybe you were better off back home with your friends. *Huggles*

[Archinos]

I wish for openworld Titan, rampaging in La Noscea and Landsliding unsuspecting lalafells.

Your wish has been granted. One sunny morning, Titan appears from his little cave from beneath the earth to take a breath of fresh air. Some adventurers notice and attack him on the instant from all directions, yet titan being so tired from fighting in normal, hard and extreme falls tired on everyone, killing them in the process, and proceeds rolling around towards the sea, never to be seen again.

I wish to live in Eorzea.