Speed runs aren't actually that speedy

[Hayward]

Speedruns arent speedy in the same way that fast cars arent fast if an old lady is driving it.
Yes i just called you an old lady.

I'll counter that this way: Fast cars aren't fast for very long when a meatball is driving it. Same case for speedruns when a meatball is tanking.

[A_Magical_Unicorn_Rider]

I'll counter that this way: Fast cars aren't fast for very long when a meatball is driving it. Same case for speedruns when a meatball is tanking.

[Megido]

I'll counter that this way: Fast cars aren't fast for very long when a meatball is driving it. Same case for speedruns when a meatball is tanking.

How is that a counter? You just repeated what i said but changed one word which made 0 difference. Kinda weak.