Why can't we have the ability to create accurate Parser?

[Asierid]

Release one built into the game, don't let people advertise the DPS.. this is to prevent epeen and disgusting behavior

Yes, because other people can't see those same numbers and brag/abuse that either. It makes no difference whether devs give people the ability to advertise dps or not, people will always be jerks. Dps parser or not, people will be jerks. People will stop being dense and realize this eventually.

I am always left wondering where this magical sense of happiness that people expect from having no addons comes from.