You ask "Who is Hildibrand?"

[ddl]

Hildibrand?...How do I begin to explain Hildibrand?
Hildibrand is flawless.
I hear his monocle is insured for 1 million gil.
I hear he does chocobo commericals...in Ishgard.
His favorite play is "The Littlest Lalafell"
One time he met Minifilia on a airship.
And she said he was handsome.
One time he punched me in the face...it was awesome.

*Sorry, this is were my head went when I saw the title of this thread.