General Question: How do I escape from Lalafell Assassins?

[astrobear]

It's simple. You do not. You accept your fate.

@OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w3JRz4Q8ME

If I blindly accept my fate I would not have enter the Black Market, Selling Lalafell souls and products made from lalafells. (>...> I needed the gils.

Selling also new Lalafell skull potty training tool, great for your kids
Miqo'te Vanya set of various colours
Miqo'te Tail bondage set for your darkest fetish

Will buy dead Lalafell bodies for gils. Willing to trade your Lalafell friends for gils. Willing to buy your Miqo'te friends for gils (if Fleas are discovered, buying price will drop)

Please send tells

O____o

[HumsterMKX]

It's simple. You do not. You accept your fate.

If I blindly accept my fate I would not have enter the Black Market, Selling Lalafell souls and products made from lalafells. (>...> I needed the gils.

Selling also new Lalafell skull potty training tool, great for your kids
Miqo'te Vanya set of various colours
Miqo'te Tail bondage set for your darkest fetish

Will buy dead Lalafell bodies for gils. Willing to trade your Lalafell friends for gils. Willing to buy your Miqo'te friends for gils (if Fleas are discovered, buying price will drop)

Please send tells

[HumsterMKX]

@OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w3JRz4Q8ME



O____o

Look.. it may not be legal.. but it is a fair trade. If you think its immoral, how about I intrest you with mail order brides from Garlean controlled regions to the East.

You are doing a good deed saving them from provety.

[Lexxuk]

Lala Assassins are perfectionists and thrive on pure logic. To defend against the assassin you must first go to the Miners guild, leading the assassin there. You place 5 shovels against a wall, point to them and tell the assassin to take their pick. The logic imbalance will cause the Lala assassin to freeze long enough for you to escape or trade them a Doe Eyed Deer minion, if you trade them a minion the cuteness factor will ensure the Lala gives up being an assassin and will never hunt you down (not withstanding the person who paid for the assassin to hire another).

[astrobear]

Look.. it may not be legal.. but it is a fair trade. If you think its immoral, how about I intrest you with mail order brides from Garlean controlled regions to the East.

You are doing a good deed saving them from provety.

you are....an evil person !!!!

as a part time paladin, if i see you peddling your "trade" in ul'dah, you shall feel my blade piercing the black rotten flesh you called a heart!

[Dreamer]

Your only hope of survival is to turn their own evil power against them.

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

Very simple.
/run
Find large bush or Roegayden.
Get behind it.
/sit

[HumsterMKX]

you are....an evil person !!!!

as a part time paladin, if i see you peddling your "trade" in ul'dah, you shall feel my blade piercing the black rotten flesh you called a heart!

HA! I give you a hint. Where You think those Darklight gears and AF+1 come from?

[KiriA500]

Why would you run from a Lalafell assassin? They're delicious... What you're describing is delivery.

[Wobble]