General Question: How do I escape from Lalafell Assassins?

[Dreamer]

Your only hope of survival is to turn their own evil power against them.

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

Very simple.
/run
Find large bush or Roegayden.
Get behind it.
/sit

[KiriA500]

Why would you run from a Lalafell assassin? They're delicious... What you're describing is delivery.

[Wobble]

[Marael]

I need to know the best possible means to throw off a Lalafell Assassin.

Unleash the Tarutaru Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQRp6_9SEtc

[Evened_Odds]

Throw some Fantasia at them and laugh as they grow into a Roegadyn and collapse under their own weight...?

[Vanguard319]

Unleash the Tarutaru Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQRp6_9SEtc

and have the infection spread? YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!!

[Pyre1million]

The first thing you do is acquire some Gysahl Greens. Not the cheap kind, I mean the *good* stuff, fresh-picked.
Next, lure a chocobo. No, you can't use a Company Chocobo for this, or a Porter's. You need a proper wild Chocobo.
Once you've acquired the chocobo, you need to train it to recognize assassin Lalas on sight. This *sounds* hard, but wild chocobos learn *incredibly* fast and have better eyesight than you. It shouldn't take more than a few hours.
Having done that, position the wild Chocobo behind you, wherever you go. Eventually the Lalassassin will move to strike, and the Chocobo will spot them. At this point, if you've done EVERYTHING right, the Chocobo will scoop up the Lalassassin and run off into the sunset to have amazing adventures in lands undreamt of.
If you did something *wrong*, well, Twelve help you.

[Vanguard319]

Best solution is complete paranioa: TRUST NOTHING!!!!
Who cares if others think your insane? You'll have the last laugh when Lala assassins are eating their brains.