General Question: How do I escape from Lalafell Assassins?

[HumsterMKX]

Look guys, don't ask... I need to know the best possible means to throw off a Lalafell Assassin.

1) Throw candy at them
2) Throw gils on the floor to distract them
3) Risk it and kick them away
4) Hire a Miqo'te to assassinate the Lalafell assassin
5) Roll over and act dead.
6) Open to other ideas.

[Arriverderci]

It's okay, I'm from the future because my name is Noel, Noel Kreiss.
I came back and forth from time and I'm a female Lalafell and have learned the way of Lala's. Here's what you do.
Jump into this here Historia Crux thing aka thing that goes back in forth in time, and go back in time and find said Lalafell Assassin and destroy it's life or foil
the plans! Foil the plans, we don't need anymore Lala's lifes taken! WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT ANYMORE!
I've seen the Paradox in which what would happen if you did kill that Lalafell.
The Lala's will rise against all races, because they get tired of the BS. Therefore, they turn into a Megatron Optimus Prime all-in-one Ultimate Lala and kill everyone. They will save you for last so they can kill and torture your family and force you to watch. Then they will repeatedly show you this
Bill Nye the Science guy thingy for 69 hours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-ZFFOWoaU
Trust me, I'm a Time Traveler and I know these things. Save yourselves!

I demand a cookie for my services TO YOU GOOD PEOPLES!1!1ONE!!

[Lilysparkle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAswVl_KZVU

[HumsterMKX]

It's okay, I'm from the future because my name is Noel, Noel Kreiss.
I came back and forth from time and I'm a female Lalafell and have learned the way of Lala's. Here's what you do.
Jump into this here Historia Crux thing aka ...
The Lala's will rise against all races, because they get tired of the BS. Therefore, they turn into a Megatron Optimus Prime all-in-one Ultimate Lala and kill everyone. They will save you for last so they can kill and torture your family and force you to watch. Then they will repeatedly show you this
Bill Nye the Science guy thingy for 69 hours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-ZFFOWoaU
Trust me, I'm a Time Traveler and I know these things. Save yourselves!

I demand a cookie for my services TO YOU GOOD PEOPLES!1!1ONE!!

But.. where do I get A time machine? Will throwing cookies at them do anything? Killing will lead to end of the world?

[Arriverderci]

You must ask Cid, Biggs and Wedge to make one. Then gathers some parts.
I'm a Goldsmith in training.
I can decorate the Time Machine.
We also need Blacksmith and Carpenters perhaps to help us craft and meld.
After that, talk to me, I know how to shift through time so I will guide you.
The cookies could work. I'm weak for the cookies so maybe other Lalafell's.
You can go ahead and try before doing the latter but I can't be making any promises.

[Rereyl]

Throw another female Lala at them.

Well it distracts me for a while =3

[Gilraen]

Actually, if you do throw another female lalafell at the stay and watch, even lalafell have trouble telling their gender apart. The first few minutes is pure hilarity as they perform the lala-gender identification dance.

[HumsterMKX]

Actually, if you do throw another female lalafell at the stay and watch, even lalafell have trouble telling their gender apart. The first few minutes is pure hilarity as they perform the lala-gender identification dance.

What if that female lala is also an Assassin? Risk too great! (>...<

[Nuinn]

It's simple. You do not. You accept your fate.

[Mythrella]

It's simple. You do not. You accept your fate.

This.

There is no escape.