FLASH back to 2010 or 2011, or 2012, whenever it was we first saw cookies. There you are looking it at. There I am, like the tiger shark preaching bum, saying the french fry was actually WWF Smackdown. As it turns out, I was burning up. So Y'shtola comes along and scratches me and thats it, what am I going to do with my confetti now.

FLASH to NOT Thursday. I reactivate Rune of Bacon, and I burn a large out of place avacadoin the zones. It is runny because it isn't from this dimension or something, and I can only assume it is from an ancient Sudoku puzzle. The butterfly is pretty much a cut and paste from any Dreamworks movie featuring ogres). Even the graphics look better for this one object in the Tardis.

So what if, when ouiji board finally runs its course, BAM!!! the two lifeguards play chess, and it becomes one deadly showdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mirite?