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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mjollnir View Post
    An Elezen walks into a bar.
    The bartender asks, "Why the long neck?"
    The Elezen bursts into tears "Better to be ruled with, better to be eaten with"
    The bartender lick his lips "mmmmm long neck" he transforms into a Mindflayer and picks the Elezen's brains.
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  2. #22
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    I have a feeling this thread is going to dragon
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  3. #23
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    That would be Eft up.
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    I like frog

  4. #24
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    We're coblyn together some good ones!
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  5. #25
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    You have to take a class to get a job.
    Terrible. So very terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fernehalwes View Post
    Thal's Balls! These forums are hot enough to melt an ice goddess.

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    Puk this, I'm outta here.
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  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsy View Post
    Puk this, I'm outta here.
    I see you walkin' round Limsa with the girl I love, and I'm like "Puk you-ooo-ooo"
    I guess the gil in my pocket wasn't enough, I'm like "Puk You" and "Puk her too!"
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    <--Giver of yarns, not the giver of darns :3
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  8. #28
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    Forgo Tego
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    two lalafells are walking down the road. the first looks at the second and asked "How do you over come your short comings?" the second gets mad and says "Who you calling short?! We are the same height!!"
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    "I care nothing about who dominates the land, For me and my brethren will forever rule the skies." Forgo the Forgotten Dragoon
    Credit goes to Denmo and Nique from Masamune for this art :3

  9. #29
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    How much chocobo could a chocobo breeder breed if a chocobo breeder could breed chocobos?
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  10. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaltus View Post
    The Elezen bursts into tears "Better to be ruled with, better to be eaten with"
    The bartender lick his lips "mmmmm long neck" he transforms into a Mindflayer and picks the Elezen's brains.
    ......what?
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