Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

[Goufunaki]

When did the old Limsa woman realize she needed to start wearing a bra?

When she noticed how much her breasts were sahagin.

[Digirotta]

"Did you hear about that Lalafell kidnapping in Gridania's market wards?"

-"Oh no! That's awful!"

"Yeah, but then the kid woke up!"

(i am so bad at jokes, that i had to steal this one.)

[Catapult]

Please, sir. Can I have some morbol?

[Alaltus]

You can understand why Menphina is the lover, shes always on the moon.

[Zerosion]

Rogue, that is amazing. I wish I had thought to do that.

I'm a big fan of puns, I find them very punny.

EDIT: You can't simply be an awesome Whit Mage right out of the box, you have to have class first.

[Riv]

Needs moar!!!!

[Yrusama]

"Now that you've made the items, take them to that Roegadyn. Uwylsing."

"...I will sing? Why will I sing?"

"No, Uwylsing."

"I'm not sure I understand, but I'm not a very good singer."

"/facepalm"

[Yrusama]

"What time did the world end again?"

"I don't know. I think Twelve o' clock."

[Rubieus]

[Mjollnir]

An Elezen walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long neck?"