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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramul View Post
    Aisle 18 on the left hand side on the other side of the the yarn.
    Don't you go taking things out of their spot then decide you don't want it and hide it in a basket on the other side of the store so when a customer NEEDS IT I SCAN IT AND IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT TILL A MONTH LATER WHEN I DISCOVER IT ALONG WITH A HALF DRUNKEN CUP OF COKE JAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE SHELF BECAUSE YOU WHERE TOO GOD DAMNED LAZY TO THROW IT AWAY now.
    This. I can't like this post enough.

    Don't forget about that lady that can't decide on a table-top frame, and decides to pick another and place the other one in it's place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, until you, the person cleaning that aisle, suddenly realize that as you're doing so, you're backtracking the trail of a madwoman.

    Or when a customer comes up wanting a picture framed and you show her a frame and she wants a different frame and maybe not that color can you get it in another color and what about mats oh I only want one mat I think can you shrink it down I don't want it to be expensive and oh ok that looks good now what's the price OH MY GOD THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND THAT'S AFTER THE DISCOUNT that's just INSANE I think I'll just put it in a crappy Chinese-manufactured frame from here on the floor thank you very much sir goodbye.

    Yeah, I work in framing.

    We can be craft brothers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramul View Post
    Aisle 18 on the left hand side on the other side of the the yarn.
    Don't you go taking things out of their spot then decide you don't want it and hide it in a basket on the other side of the store so when a customer NEEDS IT I SCAN IT AND IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT TILL A MONTH LATER WHEN I DISCOVER IT ALONG WITH A HALF DRUNKEN CUP OF COKE JAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE SHELF BECAUSE YOU WHERE TOO GOD DAMNED LAZY TO THROW IT AWAY now.


    We can be craft brothers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Denmo View Post
    This. I can't like this post enough.

    Don't forget about that lady that can't decide on a table-top frame, and decides to pick another and place the other one in it's place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, until you, the person cleaning that aisle, suddenly realize that as you're doing so, you're backtracking the trail of a madwoman.

    Or when a customer comes up wanting a picture framed and you show her a frame and she wants a different frame and maybe not that color can you get it in another color and what about mats oh I only want one mat I think can you shrink it down I don't want it to be expensive and oh ok that looks good now what's the price OH MY GOD THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND THAT'S AFTER THE DISCOUNT that's just INSANE I think I'll just put it in a crappy Chinese-manufactured frame from here on the floor thank you very much sir goodbye.

    Yeah, I work in framing.



    7 years working at a Market. Lazy F&#@*ing customers. Kill the ass that made that say "the customer is always right."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denmo View Post

    Or when a customer comes up wanting a picture framed and you show her a frame and she wants a different frame and maybe not that color can you get it in another color and what about mats oh I only want one mat I think can you shrink it down I don't want it to be expensive and oh ok that looks good now what's the price OH MY GOD THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND THAT'S AFTER THE DISCOUNT that's just INSANE I think I'll just put it in a crappy Chinese-manufactured frame from here on the floor thank you very much sir goodbye.

    Yeah, I work in framing.
    I used to work with framing as well, a few years back. I know the feeling. Here you go, a whole wall full of frame samples. How about a brown frame to that? *I pick a sample off the wall and show her* No? Any you fancy? *customer picks one* Aaaaah yes, that one. *holds it close to picture* yes yes, the colours match. Oh? You want to try that one? Sure. *picks off wall* No? *customer keeps choosing other frames* That one? ok, sure. No? That one? etc etc etc for half an hour (not kidding). And THEN FINALLY, She decides she'll have the one I picked out for her the very first.

    I just smiled, and noted the order. Have a good day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denmo View Post
    This. I can't like this post enough.

    Don't forget about that lady that can't decide on a table-top frame, and decides to pick another and place the other one in it's place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, until you, the person cleaning that aisle, suddenly realize that as you're doing so, you're backtracking the trail of a madwoman.

    Or when a customer comes up wanting a picture framed and you show her a frame and she wants a different frame and maybe not that color can you get it in another color and what about mats oh I only want one mat I think can you shrink it down I don't want it to be expensive and oh ok that looks good now what's the price OH MY GOD THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND THAT'S AFTER THE DISCOUNT that's just INSANE I think I'll just put it in a crappy Chinese-manufactured frame from here on the floor thank you very much sir goodbye.

    Yeah, I work in framing.



    That's weird... I would just walk into the framing store with my new art from the starving artist sale and say "what would look go with this?" And then they go pick one and I buy it. o.o?

    And... Gramul, I'm sorry for messing all the cross-stitch thread up... Do you forgive me? ; ;
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