The growing entitlement issues of the casuals

[Belial]

I have a solution for what seems to be a huge issue for people... even though the issue being argued is completely superficial and irrelevent to anything.

The game will continue as normal. Add a "hardcore" player dungeon only. I expect this dungeon to require a timelog of at least 6 months spent in-game. To appease the casuals, this dungeon will contain no graphics, only solid gray polygons. It will consist of one 6-8 hour fight, nothing else. This "NM" will have a 3.8% chance to drop a "Hardcore Player" seal. Once you collect 10 of said seals, you can use them to create your new super-awesome-hardcore-player Rank. 1 "E Peen". It's only purpose will be the ability to slap other players. You can upgrade your E. Peen by repeating this process and trading in 20 seals next time.

Casual players lose no actual content, hardcore players have something to waste away... well, I would say time, but let's be real, their time isn't important.

[SilvertearRen]

I have a solution for what seems to be a huge issue for people... even though the issue being argued is completely superficial and irrelevent to anything.

The game will continue as normal. Add a "hardcore" player dungeon only. I expect this dungeon to require a timelog of at least 6 months spent in-game. To appease the casuals, this dungeon will contain no graphics, only solid gray polygons. It will consist of one 6-8 hour fight, nothing else. This "NM" will have a 3.8% chance to drop a "Hardcore Player" seal. Once you collect 10 of said seals, you can use them to create your new super-awesome-hardcore-player Rank. 1 "E Peen". It's only purpose will be the ability to slap other players. You can upgrade your E. Peen by repeating this process and trading in 20 seals next time.

Casual players lose no actual content, hardcore players have something to waste away... well, I would say time, but let's be real, their time isn't important.

This, a thousand times this.

Know why? It's perfect for showing how shallow some hardcore players are. :P