Normally, I'd be all, "Oh, wow, that makes a lot of sense! I'm so sorry that happened to you!"

But then I remember how you've treated everyone, and I find it hard to pity you after everything else you've said. Plus, how does jumping IRL equate to jumping in a game?

Also, one more question: what's your psychological reason for disliking goobbues, then? Did one attack you when you were little too?