You can have Louis. I'll be with Admiral Bloefhiswyn on the cliffs of La Noscea, bat in hand. We'll smack Dalamud back to the sky!I am this psyched
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Really hope the day before the end they have the meteor encompassing the whole sky and we get an awkward red twilight. Perhaps have the meteor coming in at real time (can watch it get closer). Then we can count down while squeezing Louisoix hand to save us.
Actualy, thats the old plan.
the new plan is to Fly an Airship around dalamud land on it back side and drill a hole 1500 feet in which we will place 2 Giant Bombards, unfortunately somebody has to stay behind and coax the bombards into exploding. if all goes well Limsa will be saved as the two larger parts of dalamud will hit Gridania and Uldah annihilating them completely.
Except you will find that we (Uldah and Gridania) switched your bombards at the last moment with duds who will cuddle with the poor loser left behind till his last moments pass, crashing into Limsa.Actualy, thats the old plan.
the new plan is to Fly an Airship around dalamud land on it back side and drill a hole 1500 feet in which we will place 2 Giant Bombards, unfortunately somebody has to stay behind and coax the bombards into exploding. if all goes well Limsa will be saved as the two larger parts of dalamud will hit Gridania and Uldah annihilating them completely.
Finally to rid this world of your culture's fowl grammar (pirate talk).
Fowl grammar.
Valmonte, you prep the bombards. I'll get the airship ready. Someone else will have to bring the boombox with some Aerosmith on tape.
Let's do this!
PLAN CActualy, thats the old plan.
the new plan is to Fly an Airship around dalamud land on it back side and drill a hole 1500 feet in which we will place 2 Giant Bombards, unfortunately somebody has to stay behind and coax the bombards into exploding. if all goes well Limsa will be saved as the two larger parts of dalamud will hit Gridania and Uldah annihilating them completely.
Let Dalamud bounce off some fanbois' head (cuz they are thick headed) and shoot back out to space.
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