ya know, that's why I don't touch the things. I really can't feel bad for people who crash on motorcycles because of how dangerous they are.

There is that saying after "There are two types of motorcyclists, ones who have crashed and ones who are going to crash." Soooo ya, welp, at least you wont get carpel tunnel! Always look on the bright side of things!

Also this is not FFXIV related