*Urgent message to Yoshi-P

[Zantetsuken]

@Belgianrofl

For the first time, I'm beginning to understand what you are saying. Not only that, but I actually agree!

The "SYSTEM" (SquareEnix) is "oppressing us" (not doing exactly what we want) by using "clandestine and despotic tools" (FFXIV). We are "slaves" (beta testers) to this "SYSTEM" and April 19th is our only way out (Mortal Kombat). The "evil mastermind" (Yoshida?) is "violating our rights" (not working fast enough or giving us info) and trying to "manipulate and distract" us (the old 'tsunami' ploy).

I never realized until now what a slave I was to the system. We are in what could only be rightfully described as a combination of Nazi death camps, KGB interrogation chambers, and apostates under Sharia Law. The worst part is that we can't get out until APR19th.

Or that was what I thought until I found a free DEMO of Mortal Kombat on my xbox! And it's available TODAY!!1!!!!11! This demo is a hole in the security fence GB! Get out now! Save yourself! Don't worry about us... YOU must lead the way, you must delete your SquareEnix acct today and show the tyrants at SE that they can't oppress you. We will all be right behind you!

Viva la belgianrofl revolution!!