This thread has gotten silly. Try a full uninstall and reinstall of the client.
Start by going to
www.ninite.com. Scroll down the list and click everything under Runtimes (because you always should have these current). Scroll down to Utilities and click Revo. Scroll all the way down and click get installer. Next page, click download installer. Click run/yes/whatever it asks and the Ninite installer will pop up.
Now run Revo and find FFXIV and remove it. Now go to you program files and delete the SE/FFXIV folders.
Now go to
www.piriform.com and download/install CCleaner. Run CCleaner. Click registry tab and click Scan for issues. When it's finished, click Fix selected issues... Box opens up, click fix all.
Reboot. Reinstall FFXIV with original disc. Watch updates. Take a shower. Log in to FFXIV and attempt to load your character. This should fix the problem, if not let me know in a non-obnoxious way.