Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
[GM]Cop: Sir, we don't take them excuses around here. Y'know what we do with lowphiles? We feed them to dragons. Then we delete their data. The law clearly states: NO DATING UNDER-LEVELED CHARACTERS!
OBJECTION! In my defense, I've uncovered evidence that proves the character in question, while female in appearance, was actually played by a male player. Entrapment!