FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Roj]

Granted: You build a boat of considerable size and round up all your friends, you set sail but shortly out at sea you realise you made your boat from paper and its sinking into the sea. As your boat sinks lower a group of hungry sahagins appear and your friends throw you to them while they swim to shore.

I wish I was the most powerful dragoon in all the land

Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?

I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.

[Thebard]

Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?

I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.

Granted. So you need something in black with a gold trim? Here is your coffin madam its a perfect fit! You will be needing it sooner than you think..........

I wish I was a catfish.