Let's be honest, the feast rewards are, and have remained, time exclusives because they're absolutely terrified it will kill off PvP even more. Which is ironic considering PvP isn't popular now precisely because they don't offer enough incentive to keep doing it.

As for the statue emotes. Just toss 'em up for 10$ and call it a day. I have two of them and couldn't care less if someone gets the emote cheaper.