Please help me understand why/how Chaotic one last time? (because I'm done)

[Eyrilona]

And all those quest dialog boxes! We spent a whole day choosing which ai to us . (Get back in your box!)

The AI is very sorry to have disappointed you. To hopefully make up for it, the AI has rewritten your complaint as a punk rock song.


Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Refund’s in, over seventy quid,
Cancelled my merch, yeah, that’s what I did.
Used to say DT had a spark for me,
“Take a break, I’ll be back, you’ll see!”

But now it’s Chaotic, I’ve opened my eyes,
Just paying for content the high end buys.
Creators and raiders, they’ve got it all,
The rest of us left to freefall.

(Chorus)
Oh, you can’t please everyone, that’s clear!
Just the top-tier, cheer for the top-tier!
Relics, variants, savage on demand,
Casuals get the scraps from your hand.

F for casuals, yeah, we’ll wait our turn,
Frontload the raiders, let the rest just burn.
F for casuals, they can queue and pray,
But they’re left out, day by day.

(Verse 2)
MSQ? Yeah, it’s barely alive,
Alliance content took a nosedive.
Jobs? They’re gutted, just serve the few,
Loggers and Ultimates, what’s left to do?

Oh, so much text! Press X to proceed,
Copy-paste quests are all that we need.
Fates we’ve seen since ARR,
Oh, how innovative you are!

(Chorus)
Oh, you can’t please everyone, that’s clear!
Just the top-tier, cheer for the top-tier!
Relics, variants, savage on demand,
Casuals get the scraps from your hand.

F for casuals, yeah, we’ll wait our turn,
Frontload the raiders, let the rest just burn.
F for casuals, they can queue and pray,
But they’re left out, day by day.

(Bridge)
Gut Aurum, gut Keeper, gut the rest,
Deliver mediocrity at its best.
"F for fun," that’s what you say,
While high-end gets it all their way.

(Outro)
Take my money, take my pride,
Leave me out of your raider’s ride.
Merch no more, I’m walking out,
Guess I’ve learned what you’re all about.

(Final Chorus)
Oh, you can’t please everyone, that’s clear!
Just the top-tier, cheer for the top-tier!
Relics, variants, savage on demand,
Casuals get the scraps from your hand.

F for casuals, yeah, we’ll wait our turn,
Frontload the raiders, let the rest just burn.
F for casuals, they can queue and pray,
But they’re left out, day by day.

MP3 (only for 24 hours)

[Mawlzy]

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MP3 (only for 24 hours)

That's absolutely brilliant. Sounds like the remarkable Honey Bane towards the end of The Fatal Microbes.

https://youtu.be/xAK0SMAPzdM?si=mO78IgFgyjMQRumB

[Gurgeh]

The AI is very sorry to have disappointed you. To hopefully make up for it, the AI has rewritten your complaint as a punk rock song.


Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Refund’s in, over seventy quid,
Cancelled my merch, yeah, that’s what I did.
Used to say DT had a spark for me,
“Take a break, I’ll be back, you’ll see!”
....

F wonderful! Thank you!

And well shit. Yeah that did day it better than I do.
First AI took or jobs! Now AI takin' our agency as angry gamers!
Please please give that post some likes!
(Wonder if the primals will cover it at the next fan event? XD )