Quote Originally Posted by ovIm View Post
Patch 7.1-7.5 will be Wuk Lamat convincing the WoL to live in Tural under her rule, taking that offered administrative duty which is boring paperwork that chains the WoL to a desk, so Wuk Lamat can go out adventuring.
Patch 8.0 will make everyone play as Wuk Lamat.
Devs got tired of complaints about hats on Viera and Hrothgar. From now on you ONLY ever play as a Hrothgar in a hat. One single Hrothgar. One single hat. Square Enix starts selling Wuk Lamat NFTs. All the money from ffxiv and NFTs goes towards making Forspoken sequels, except the main character is also Wuk Lamat.