Worst Summer Event EVER

[TDawnstar]

I suppose we should be thankful we didn't get Wuk Lamat at Costa Del Sol this time? XD

[Syln]

I suppose we should be thankful we didn't get Wuk Lamat at Costa Del Sol this time? XD

You know what ? I would have found it hilarious

I can see the cut-scene in my head, "the jaw" shark music, camera zooming in on her tail coming out of the water and moving at an unnatural speed, everyone screaming and fleeing on sight .... that would have been perfect.

[TDawnstar]

You know what ? I would have found it hilarious

I can see the cut-scene in my head, "the jaw" shark music, camera zooming in on her tail coming out of the water and moving at an unnatural speed, everyone screaming and fleeing on sight .... that would have been perfect.

All of the above would be much better with Hildibrand instead of Wuk Lamat

[ZephyrMenodora]

I suppose we should be thankful we didn't get Wuk Lamat at Costa Del Sol this time? XD

I actually would have loved this. Here's how.

Scene: WoL is lounging on a beach chair. Next to WoL is [Favorite NPC selectable from a list]. WoL and Favorite NPC prepare [Toast to their BFF Status] or [Leans in for a kiss.]

Enter: Wuk Lamat, who covers the entire camera.

Wuk: Who's ready for a Hot Wuk Summer!

Beachgoers look at her annoyed.

Wuk: So much Happiness! Your Happiness is my Happiness!"

Beachgoers have no reaction.

Wuk: Who wants to call me llama tea? Anyone? Anyone?

A whirlpool grows in the nearby waters.

Wuk: What's this? Another interdimensional rift?

Wuk gets ensared by the whirlpool. She is flung around in circles as she descends deeper and deeper. Nearby some lallafell enjoy beachball volleyball.

Wuk: WIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!

Wuk looks in shock as she sees Leviathan.

Wuk: Leviatun, lissun to me!

The gaping maw of Leviathan appears, and devours Wuk whole.

Leviathan: Taste like tacos!

The WoL holds up their Summoner soul stone, which gleams.

"Your bond with Leviathan has taught you a new Summon!"

Leviathan is added to the Summoner rotation, that not only does 1400 potency but also creates a whirlpool that can suction trash mobs together.

Forgot: The Smile themesong then plays.

[Shibi]

I suppose we should be thankful we didn't get Wuk Lamat at Costa Del Sol this time? XD

What if the quest was to shoot her with a fire hose?



Bad Kitty, no!