Yet another thread about explicit pf's

[WeebPolice]

I’m starting to think you guys are slacking. The degeneracy increases captain. Will this failed state be your legacy? Did the Lalas win?

The city of Limsa Lominsa can only allocate so many resources to the Weeaboo Police Department, and we need new legislation on securing funding to support our troopers and the mission. Without sufficient manning and equipment, our Weeaboo Police troopers will only continue to meet bottlenecks on the road towards our department's goal.

The only other option in handling the rise in degeneracy and the rampant crime in our streets is to request that the Limsa Lominsa City Council declare a state of war against the Lalafell menace.

If you are willing to rid us of the degeneracy plaguing the lands of Eorzea, I will offer you my book, officer.

Thank you for your unwavering support, citizen.




Fight as one.

[Swordsman]

Citizen, you should see some of the things FF14 fans post on Twitter. Some of these people do nothing but post lude photos and act like degenerates. It truly is conduct unbecoming of an Eorzean.




For duty and valor.

Yeah for sure. I don't bother with the FFXIV community on twitter. In fact I try to distance myself as much as possible from them.

The city of Limsa Lominsa can only allocate so many resources to the Weeaboo Police Department, and we need new legislation on securing funding to support our troopers and the mission. Without sufficient manning and equipment, our Weeaboo Police troopers will only continue to meet bottlenecks on the road towards our department's goal.

The only other option in handling the rise in degeneracy and the rampant crime in our streets is to request that the Limsa Lominsa City Council declare a state of war against the Lalafell menace.

What we need is to start a campaign to have you elected into public office, Lieutenant. Whenever your service obligation with the WPD is up, I'd recommend you delve into Lominsan politics. You are more than capable of acting in the position of an elected official and you'd make the WPD proud.