Butt physics

[BRVV]

The day YoshiP has to announce with a straight face during a live letter that they are adding a butt slider to the character creator will hilarious. It absolutely needs to happen.

Six months later on the lodestone in an update post:

* A new option has been added to restrict the maximum size of butts that you see
* Butts no longer jiggle during Gold Saucer Gates
* Butts no longer clip into swords or other weapons
* Butts now work with some tails
* Repeated mention of characters behinds can get you a warning
* Butts no longer overshadow quest npcs

[TheMightyMollusk]

* Repeated mention of characters behinds can get you a warning

This just gave me a flashback to ages long past, when WoW had to patch out some accidental swearing caused by the drunk filter (your chats would have H's added after S's to simulate slurred speech), with a note that characters "would no longer spout profanity when talking about sitting while drunk".

[Renalt]

Six months later on the lodestone in an update post:

* A new option has been added to restrict the maximum size of butts that you see
* Butts no longer jiggle during Golden Saucer Gates
* Butts no longer clip into swords or other weapons
* Butts now work with some tails
* Repeated mention of characters behinds can get you a warning
* Butts no longer overshadow quest npcs

Kinda reminds me of the hilarious bug fix notes you can see in The Sims.

- fixed a bug where your sibling sets up a life goal to woo-hoo the other sibling.

Not a joke. It was a thing.

[BRVV]

Kinda reminds me of the hilarious bug fix notes you can see in The Sims.

- fixed a bug where your sibling sets up a life goal to woo-hoo the other sibling.

Not a joke. It was a thing.

Yeah i loved those notes. My favorite bug was that students would stay in school even if it catched fire. Dedicated to the last crisp.