Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent. 2.0

[Banriikku]

Honestly, the most annoying ones for me are the ones who won't tank until I pull.

I load in, I see the other tank has no stance.
No stance on during the whole cutscene wait.
Cutscenes finish, no stance.
Give it a few secs, turn mine on, pull, and they immediately turns theirs on and start competing for aggro during opener burst.

Like dood, if you want to tank, give me a sign.

Main Healer since Stormblood, so it's time for a change but nothing hard: WAR it is.
I go into Roulettes, 8-Man Roulette was the first stop (Anabaseios: The Twelfth Circle). The other Tank, a PLD with no stance, i ready check, i wait for cut scene, 7 sec countdown and
i jump start the opener aaaaaaaannnndddd PLD pulls out stance + provoke... BTW provoke was after that part of his rotation.
For real, i dont know but from where is this idea comming: provoke= on CD. Really wanna know and ask this person who or what did hurt him or her. Also not using chat...

Next one Alliance Raid (Euphrosyne) same buisness BUT with a twist the GNB and DRK provoked each other the whole instance and killed people in the process.
Okay content with too much people invites - special one's - so i go Expert (The Aetherfont) as a healer only to meet the HERO, the LEGEND, the GIGA-CHAD of a WAR that
never used any defense CD's and runs around the boss like a fidget-spinner. It took us almost 40 minutes to clear and no commendations for me.

Roulettes are cursed for me, just simply cursed.

[Cincierta]

I think DF is out to get me whenever I go SCH.

[Rein_eon_Osborne]

I think DF is out to get me whenever I go SCH[...]

DF be like "Shield healer? Great! Please assist this paper tank, and you will like it!"

[TheMightyMollusk]

It's either a tank so overgeared that you don't need to heal at all, or a paper tank who crumbles into dust no matter how hard you try. There is no in-between.

[Cilia]

Ran 8-man Raid Roulette.

Got P12 (Rave Time!).

An epic battle ensued featuring a new healer not knowing what they were doing (and dying a lot), the tanks (myself included) seamlessly juggling her as we went up and down due to said inexperienced healer, and finally a healer LB3 saving what was otherwise a lost fight at 10%.

The Orchestrion roll finally dropped...

I rolled a 1.

[Roshidon1]

It's either a tank so overgeared that you don't need to heal at all, or a paper tank who crumbles into dust no matter how hard you try. There is no in-between.

https://youtu.be/BQ4yd2W50No?t=19

[BRVV]

Got kicked out of Frontline because i disliked the chat being spammed by someone else.

Queued again and ignored chat and commands. No kick. Will proceed to do so. #gcbtw

[Cincierta]

Go whm. Get Skalla on 70/80 roulette.

DRK SMN NIN WHM

DRK doesn't do large pulls but is more than geared for the dungeon.

Sparingly and randomly uses cooldowns.

Never touches TBN entire run.

Tell them they can pull bigger and make sure to pop cooldowns.

Met with silence for rest of the run.

My inner DRK is salty.

[Miracle_Diva]

Do You Ever Look at Someone and Wonder, "What Is Going On Inside Their Head?"

[Renalt]

I decided to try out AST again. I need practice. At least the group was very patient with me cause I totally forgot how the damn role works.